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Wareo

"y spirit name is wareo"
by Morks_watermelon July 3, 2021
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lava-ware

Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.

The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.

The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.

Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.
Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."

Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."
by Dairy-Maid November 19, 2013
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a wardog

an action that a brammer makes that has similarities to a mental disorder
yo he's making some wardogs
he's doing a wardog mate
by bigmanddk September 5, 2022
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Warcock

They were too late as they saw CJ's lifeless body puppeting on that mighty warcock!
by Lvl2Wizard May 26, 2016
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Egorgian Warlord

A warlord that has been sent via the planet of Egorgia. The warlord manes a home in Youngstown, Ohio. The warlord has claimed multiple times to be mentally ill, and also started the worldwide craze "Gunga Ginga". The warlord has many names such as, "EL PRESADOR, QUANTRELL BISHOP, BEAST, THE GOVAKIAN and many more. He has been a lifelong fan of the Cleveland Browns and has many videos punking Hugh Jackson, Baker Mayfield, and Kevin Stefanski. Any more information on beast can be found on his youtube, including another worldwide craze he dubbed, "making puppets dance".
"Egorgian Warlord makes yet another puppet dance."
by Johnny is a stupid af name October 14, 2021
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Dark Warlord

This guy who would never admit he sat alone in the dark of his bedroom and watched hentai anime porn to no end. He also ran a second-rate Xenogears website with extreme jealousy and hatred for others.
Dark Warlord: but not linking me was just -_-
by BOS June 5, 2003
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Ware Whare

A colloquial name in New Zealand for the large department store chain The Warehouse.

Ware Whare is a phonetic translation of the Maori name. Pronounced and sometimes spelt "wuddy fuddy".
Guy 1 : Where'd you get your jandals bro?
Guy 2 : At the ware whare for $5 bro.
by Build additional pyr0ns May 12, 2009
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