wardog

A sexy bitch who everybody in the world loves! Is the fucking leetest pure in runescape. HE TOTATTLY PWNS ALL OTHERS!@!@!
...see pedofile

Did u just fucking see wardog own p0ke n die2 and purple 0wnz! OMFG HE RAPED MY CHILD -P0ke's mom

by X squeezy X March 11, 2008

a wardog

an action that a brammer makes that has similarities to a mental disorder

yo he's making some wardogs
he's doing a wardog mate

by bigmanddk September 05, 2022

czechoslovakian wardog

First of all, I don't advise anyone to try this. A czechoslovakian wardog occurs when two guys stuff a girl in the ass at the same time. She then takes a shit with a widened asshole that comes out the shape of a cookie. The gentlemen then proceed to rub the girl's face in the feces, hold her head to an oven until the shit dries, then have her scratch it off her face.

- Dude, me and Mark gave Tina a czechoslovakian wardog the other night
- That's revolting, you scumbag

by kingofcrunk50 August 21, 2006

[norwegian wardog]

the evolution of blumpkin/lumpkin. you receive a blowjob, while taking a shit, WHILE eating pizza. three of the best feelings in the world.

"that girl gives a damn good norwegian wardog!"

by norwegian wardog August 25, 2008