Wankxiety 

When you haven’t masturbated for a while, you need to release your load and can’t stop thinking about it.

‘Oh my god man, I have such Wankxiety!’

Wankxiety by Rockerman74 January 25, 2020

Wanxiety 

When you think someone is watching you wank/masturbate.

Mate, last I was having a wanxiety fit, I could have sworn my mum was listening in.

Wanxiety by Adallama February 11, 2009

wangxiety 

Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.

“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”

“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”

wangxiety by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

Wangxiety 

wang-zahy-i-tee

Also, wanxiety.

1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.

Synonym: wangst

1. Charles: "Maybe you should get circumsized? I hear it makes your dick look bigger and may decrease your wangxiety."

Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."

2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.

Wangxiety by cjfinks September 16, 2010

tankxiety 

A portmanteau of "Tank" and "Anxiety". The common occurrence in any MMO (Massively Multiplayer Online) game in which the main defensive and attention-holding party member, the Tank, expresses feelings of doubt and lack of self-confidence. Many players feel exposed and at high risk of being the "leader" of the party by being the tank, causing the worst cases of "tankxiety".

Paladin: "Look, I usually run healer, I don't know how to hold aggro yet. I can just learn tank another day..."
Friend: "Shut up. EVERYONE has tankxiety when they first start, but it's just because you're stressing over the little stuff."

tankxiety by glitchead August 26, 2018

wanxiety 

The inability to masturbate satisfactorily, for fear of getting caught

I was on the vinegar strokes, but the wanxiety was too much;I couldn't bust a nut.

wanxiety by Mean Machine April 3, 2003

Tankxiety 

The anxiety felt by one when they think that there isn't enough fuel in their gas tank to complete a trip.

Tankxiety is known to be accompanied by anger and a sense of false security after thinking that one is safe. (See example.)

The terminology comes from a portmanteau of the words "Tank" and Anxiety."

Frank - "Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!"

Mitch - "What is it dude?"

Frank - "The fuel needle is under a quarter! I'm coming down with a case of tankxiety! SHIT! What if we run out of gas on the 401? SHIT! Oh no, the anger is setting in! GOD DAMN HONDA! FUCK YOU!"

Mitch - "Don't panic, dude!"

Frank - "Yeah. Yeah! Uh, maybe you're right!"

Tankxiety by KoolguyGT500 November 2, 2010