Wanky Hanky

A piece of fabric used for mopping up semen after masturbation. An ideal wanky hanky would be about one foot square, in 3-tone cream camo pattern.

"My wanky hanky is so stiff you could surf on it!"

by Mark Neilson April 26, 2006

wanky-hanky

paper or textile used to prevent spillage during masterbation, especially one routinely used.

"When I found his wanky-hanky in the car, I nearly freaked."

by R. Clayton Jr November 30, 2005

Hanky Wanky

When you ask your G/F or wife if they want to have Hanky Panky (sex) and she declines, so you just get a clean hanky or handkerchief and masturbate with it

I asked Mandy if she wanted to have Hanky Panky, and she wasn't in the mood, so I grabbed a blue striped handkerchief and had a Hanky Wanky instead

by Ed kerchief March 31, 2009

Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky

Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 1, 2020

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky

"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025

Hanky Wank

Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum

guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes

guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'

by Hanky Wanker August 8, 2008

Hanky Wank

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.

Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024