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Wankxious

An anxious wank to relive wanksiety...
"Last night I was so anxious I had to have a wank people said I was so wankxious"
by Uncle Garbanzo June 26, 2023
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Wanxious

Anxious about being caught while masturbating
Whilst masturbating in the bathroom,he became wanxious when he heard Sharon walk by the door
by The Crazydog January 4, 2017
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Wankerous

Something self-indulgent, of interest only to the person who produced it. This thing inspires rancor.
The blog entry detailing the deep inner thoughts and feelings of the writer was extremely wankerous.
by Giselle G May 3, 2010
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wankcious

A mild form of anxiety brought on by the need to have a wank. Wankciousness. It is nothing more than a nagging feeling or a slight urge to masturbate, but still enough to upset the individual. The feeling can only be alleviated by actually performing the art of masturbation or getting someone else to do same.
I really need to get home soon as I'm feeling ever so slightly wankcious.' 'You have a wankcious look on your face.
by The Wankcious Stranger December 24, 2010
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wanxious

To nervously pleasure oneself while worrying about being caught.
"Just coming, mother" he shouted downstairs wanxiously.
by Jonathan Horniblow May 31, 2007
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burberrious wankerous

the offcial latin terminology adopted by the vatican to identify the lowly chav. lol. burberrious wankerous is the latin for "lowlife shit eating pikey". use it wisely, unless surrounded by chavs... they won't comprehend...
Thou art a foul member of the family "burberrious wankerous". Go away and stop pestering me, lowly dole scum.
by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 11, 2005
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Wanktitus

Wanktitus or wank fever is is a common illness in which someone spends one or more days recovering in bed with cartoons, cups of tea, spare batteries, tissues and pornographic material at the ready. Symptoms may include a clear or white puss and fatigue. Wanktitus is most common in 16- 25 year olds and is often caused by alcohol and or drug abuse, sleep deprivation, Call of Duty and lack of vagina.
''Dammnnn, I think I caught wanktitus off that fridged girl''
by xcronenx July 26, 2012
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