Dankxious

The feeling of social anxiety after smoking too much cannabis. Usually accompanied by the knowledge that "everybody knows you're high" and "they aren't even my friend they are just pretending as a joke."

"Man I smoked way too much weed last night, got so dankxious around Susan and thought everybody was talking about me and knew I was stoned."

Dankxious by J-Snizz December 20, 2014

Dankxious

The feeling of crippling, physical and mental anxiety from too much cannabis consumption.

I can’t smoke sativa any more it makes me dankxious!

Dankxious by Big Drew January 7, 2020

dranxious 

drank'-shuhs-adj.
1. anxiety one develops when facing temptation in a social setting when one has recently decided to quit drinking, and every person around them is buzzed and having a good time. Results in a feeling of detachment and resentment toward drunk friends and/or, alcohol relapse.
2. the feeling that you are being judged for choosing not to drink

This was not a good night for me to have to go to this art opening- these social vampires and their gleaming green beer bottles are makin' me dranxious.

dranxious by zene13 February 8, 2009

Danxious

The feeling of paranoia or anxiety brought about by smelling like weed, or smelling 'dank', after smoking marijuana.

"I've got to go home to my mum but I smell too dank"

"Seems like you're feeling danxious"

Danxious by ImLicked November 19, 2014

dankius memeus 

god of dank memes

i pray to dankius memeus every day

dankius memeus by dtgaming May 8, 2017

Dankerous 

Cancerous and dank memes at once!

Discovered by Chinese scientist, the cringiest, cancerous, and most dank memes.

PERSON 1"This meme is dankerous AF"
PERSON 2"Fuck you"

Dankerous by Realistic turd October 27, 2016

dankous memeous 

A meme that is so dank it cannot be fathomable. It is an urban legend.

Steve: The dankous memeous meme hasn't been found, Jeff. It is said to be so dank it can kill.
Jeff: woah, that's dank.

dankous memeous by Chandler Katz December 6, 2016