Yankxiety 

The stress caused by having to watch or listen to a Yankees game. Especially when its playoff time

The Yankees are down 2 games in the playoffs. I have too much Yankxiety to watch this game

Yankxiety by ElmoreDuaneGeorge October 7, 2025

tankxiety 

A portmanteau of "Tank" and "Anxiety". The common occurrence in any MMO (Massively Multiplayer Online) game in which the main defensive and attention-holding party member, the Tank, expresses feelings of doubt and lack of self-confidence. Many players feel exposed and at high risk of being the "leader" of the party by being the tank, causing the worst cases of "tankxiety".

Paladin: "Look, I usually run healer, I don't know how to hold aggro yet. I can just learn tank another day..."
Friend: "Shut up. EVERYONE has tankxiety when they first start, but it's just because you're stressing over the little stuff."

tankxiety by glitchead August 26, 2018

Yankity 

I... I dont know

Yankity - Joey Guy

Yankity by Elijah Borg May 21, 2023

Wankxiety 

When you haven’t masturbated for a while, you need to release your load and can’t stop thinking about it.

‘Oh my god man, I have such Wankxiety!’

Wankxiety by Rockerman74 January 25, 2020

Tankxiety 

The anxiety felt by one when they think that there isn't enough fuel in their gas tank to complete a trip.

Tankxiety is known to be accompanied by anger and a sense of false security after thinking that one is safe. (See example.)

The terminology comes from a portmanteau of the words "Tank" and Anxiety."

Frank - "Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!"

Mitch - "What is it dude?"

Frank - "The fuel needle is under a quarter! I'm coming down with a case of tankxiety! SHIT! What if we run out of gas on the 401? SHIT! Oh no, the anger is setting in! GOD DAMN HONDA! FUCK YOU!"

Mitch - "Don't panic, dude!"

Frank - "Yeah. Yeah! Uh, maybe you're right!"

Tankxiety by KoolguyGT500 November 2, 2010

yangxiety 

Apprehensive uncertainty regarding whether ya are balancing out yer ying properly.

I go to see da local Chinese-medicine guru for a checkup once a week to reduce my yangxiety.

yangxiety by QuacksO February 12, 2023