Yankxiety 

The stress caused by having to watch or listen to a Yankees game. Especially when its playoff time

The Yankees are down 2 games in the playoffs. I have too much Yankxiety to watch this game

Yankxiety by ElmoreDuaneGeorge October 7, 2025

tankxiety 

A portmanteau of "Tank" and "Anxiety". The common occurrence in any MMO (Massively Multiplayer Online) game in which the main defensive and attention-holding party member, the Tank, expresses feelings of doubt and lack of self-confidence. Many players feel exposed and at high risk of being the "leader" of the party by being the tank, causing the worst cases of "tankxiety".

Paladin: "Look, I usually run healer, I don't know how to hold aggro yet. I can just learn tank another day..."
Friend: "Shut up. EVERYONE has tankxiety when they first start, but it's just because you're stressing over the little stuff."

tankxiety by glitchead August 26, 2018

Yankity 

I... I dont know

Yankity - Joey Guy

Yankity by Elijah Borg May 21, 2023

Wankxiety 

When you haven’t masturbated for a while, you need to release your load and can’t stop thinking about it.

‘Oh my god man, I have such Wankxiety!’

Wankxiety by Rockerman74 January 25, 2020

Tankxiety 

The anxiety felt by one when they think that there isn't enough fuel in their gas tank to complete a trip.

Tankxiety is known to be accompanied by anger and a sense of false security after thinking that one is safe. (See example.)

The terminology comes from a portmanteau of the words "Tank" and Anxiety."

Frank - "Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!"

Mitch - "What is it dude?"

Frank - "The fuel needle is under a quarter! I'm coming down with a case of tankxiety! SHIT! What if we run out of gas on the 401? SHIT! Oh no, the anger is setting in! GOD DAMN HONDA! FUCK YOU!"

Mitch - "Don't panic, dude!"

Frank - "Yeah. Yeah! Uh, maybe you're right!"

Tankxiety by KoolguyGT500 November 2, 2010

yangxiety 

Apprehensive uncertainty regarding whether ya are balancing out yer ying properly.

I go to see da local Chinese-medicine guru for a checkup once a week to reduce my yangxiety.

yangxiety by QuacksO February 12, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019