Bank-xiety

A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease about something you know your bank is up to.

I got bad bank-xiety when I applied for a bank account and ended up with a home loan, three credit cards, pet insurance and a snow globe.

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A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease about something you know your bank is up to.

Effie: how are you feeling today Frankie?

Frankie: I feel like I have bank-xiety Effie! I think I need to swap banks.

Bank-xiety by JLonny March 13, 2019

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A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease about something you know your bank is up to.

Geoff: I get these really bad vibes about my bank, I feel like I can't trust them...
Barry: Mate, I think you've got bank-xiety

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A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease about something you know your bank is up to.

When your bank speaks to you like a bunch of bankers? That’s bank-xiety.

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The nervousness you get before having sex with a new partner.

Tonight was Bernadette''s third date with Bobby and as she got ready she had a bad case of bangxiety.

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When you have this deep sexual tension but we both know that it's lame to call it that.

Instead of saying "Sexual Tension"... they should call it "Bangxiety" 🙃😁..
I'll see my self out 🤣

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Adj. -- The fear that your sexual performance will not live up to your partner's expectations.

Also, Banxious

Guy: Hey baby, maybe I better just go home tonight.
Gal: What's the matter, dude? Feeling some banxiety?
Guy: Yeah, that's about right.

Banxiety by Silverstoned September 30, 2004

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