wankspanner 

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.

Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!

wankspanner by Wigda May 11, 2006

wankspanner 

Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).

jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(

wankspanner by skalla grim July 29, 2006

Wankspanner 

Someone who is worthy of both the titles of Wanker and Spanner

You're such a Wankspanner Jeremy

Wankspanner by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019

Wankspanner 

A person who has exceeded the rank of wanker and is now a “Tool”

Friend: You’re retarded
Me: Well you’re a Wankspanner

Wankspanner by NotAWankspanner69YoloSwag July 23, 2018

wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.

He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

wankpanzer by rark March 27, 2015

wank spanner 

Your hand(s). A tool to complete the job of jacking off with.

Whats the boy going to do..he got both his wank spanners blow of in Bagdad

wank spanner by poondaddy January 5, 2005

wank spanner 

wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off

2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner

check out the wank spanners on that bird
look at jeremy beadle and his deformed wank spanner

wank spanner by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004