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Wankicide 

To commit or to have committed suicide from excessive masturbation or sexual acts pertaining to masturbation
The police comfirmed that Joe committed wankicide after finding a rope noose around his neck and his hand on his bare penis
Wankicide by Etern4lDragon June 9, 2009

wankinism 

"Hey ease off, bud, she's MINE! Why don't you go take up wankinism??"
wankinism by schist August 12, 2006

wankinist 

Someone who practises wankinism.
"Stop being such a wankinist!"
wankinist by schist August 12, 2006
Masturbating to a girl, thereby resulting in the loss of the masturbatory virginity of this girl for the person concerned.
"That girl was so hot she lost her wankinity to me within a matter of hours."
wankinity by berbatov June 13, 2007

wankitis 

A disease of the shoulder(pain)from taking several breaks and enjoying the natural free high of the wank.
Can't play softball tonite, cause I have wankitis.
wankitis by Dolphan Denny August 25, 2008
wierded out, not liking it, stunned almost

From wanky, perverted
She was so wankified that he touched that.
wankified by Magster May 13, 2005
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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