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Wankenstein 

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.
The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings
Wankenstein by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

wakinstak 

oh shit my mom found my wakinstak
wakinstak by jakamo floggers February 17, 2010

wankinate 

Womble:DUDE i got my new hentai magazine!ITS TIME TO WANKINATE
Kyo:LETS DO IT!
wankinate by Haeks September 1, 2005

Wankenstein 

A person who masturbates so much that it affects everything else in his personality and his life. He becomes a wanking monster, similar to the creation of Frankenstein.
Fred Wankenstein has been playing with himself so much now that he is late for work regularly.
Wankenstein by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

wackinstack 

A stack of Playboys. etc.
Usually found under the convenience of ones bed, or in ones closet.
"Oh shit! My mom found my wackinstack!"
wackinstack by foxygrandpa_18 January 2, 2008
a wanker, someone who is so into wanking that its like a passion, the passion of wanking.
that damn wankist wont stop wanking his wink
wankist by Kyle March 21, 2004