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Wankeshank

Georgia looks under the table - raivis what you doing?

Raivis - pretending to wank

Georgia - weirdo I’ll shank you

The whole table - wankeshank YEET
by Yayeetingbitch November 29, 2018
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WankerTanker

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.
Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.
by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017
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wankenspanker

A name reserved for friends and acquaintances implying they are rather proficient at masturbating.

Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.
Hey, wankenspanker how's work going?
by budgieramone May 15, 2009
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Wankerstank

Bob -I went out with a wankerstank last night.
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine
by Leann/Grace April 21, 2008
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WankChank

when you intertwine your fingers with a guy and give him a handjob using your hand and his hands together
boy: man you were so good last night.. we should wankchank again sometime.

girl: for sure
by meggersandtessers May 7, 2011
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Wankshake

When you haven't washed your hands since you last had a wank and have now found yourself shaking hands with somebody important.
Dave shook hands with his girlfriends father. He remembered how he hadn't washed his hands since having a wank and awkwardly made eye contact with him. It was a Wankshake!
by Inappropriate Handshake March 22, 2016
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Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2
Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self
by Smushkitten July 12, 2019
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