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This goes back to the famous Schrodinger's cat experiment. Is the cat alive or dead? You don't know till you open the box, or smell it some months after. Either way, in state theory, if you don't know which state something is in, it is said to be in a "wankbat" state. This fuzziness has more recently been applied to quantum computing, which moves away from the binary model of 1s and 0s, to 1s, 0s or Wankbat. Researchers have found that most software development lingers in a Wankbat state for most of a project's duration.
"It was just a wankbat situation. I didn't know whether the cat was alive or dead."
Wankbat by Paul Grainger July 30, 2004
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An instrument used during the Spanish inquisition to prevent young Catholics from going astray.
"Erold, stop playing with that thing, the Inquisition is on its way with the biggest wankbat you've ever seen."
Wankbat by Paul Grainger July 30, 2004
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1.Someone who is about to wank off !!
2. Nonsecical term used on b3ta.com
Sam"Wheres fred"?
George "where do you think that twat is hes off giving himself a wankbat"
Sam "bloody hell"!
Wankbat by bob January 5, 2004

Wankation 

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.
Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
Wankation by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

Wankatorium 

Similar in utility to a Crematorium or Sanitarium, a Wankatorium is place where people go to pleasure themselves. They are commonly focal points for communities that engage in group masturbation. Well known establishments include the Peniston Wankatorium which hosts the annual Wankathon and the Fist of Fury competition. It is also popular for its group discounts on 10 wankers or more and it's COGOF offers (crack one, get one free).
I'm going the Wankatorium with my friends so we can engage in some flaccid chit chat
Wankatorium by DickyDoesDallas October 9, 2022

Wankatronic 

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.
Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!
Wankatronic by Jack De April 24, 2008

wankbasin 

A basin into which you wank; A person who reminds you of the basin in to which you wank
That wankbasin reminds me of my wankbasin