Wankatronic Share definition Flag Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others. Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic! Wankatronic by Jack De April 24, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Wankatronic mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch