36 definitions by Jack De

When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!'
Guy 1: You're Such a Dek!.... I mean,...
Guy 2: Ha Ha, you're Pakistani
by Jack De August 31, 2008
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The act of doing something purely because you can, or doing something that is of no benefit- maybe even a hinderance to the lives of others.
Guy 1: What idiot threw those shoes on the wire?
Guy 2: That's Shoe on a wire!!
Guy 1: Why would he do that?
Guy 2: I said, he loves doing something purely because he can!
Guy 1: oh!!!
by Jack De August 14, 2008
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The new fragrance for men. People who wear this cologne are known for their perfectly sculpted mullets which they spend two and a half hours on every morning.
Guy 1: Wow! You smell nice!
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.
by Jack De April 13, 2008
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Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.
Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!
by Jack De April 13, 2008
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A person who lives in colder climates, particularly in Asia, where the people who live in the Siberian Alps, drive *Eshcalades* own Mac 10's and wear baggy Saucony T- Shirts. Instead of hanging around *Easties* they hang around the local Fishing Hole, staunching random Eskimos who need to get some dinner for their family.
by Jack De October 13, 2008
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An incredibly large number, often used by small children.
Child: Oh! I have abilliongazillion dollars.
Adult: By that you mean $50 right?
Child: Yes.
by Jack De April 13, 2008
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-Phantom Turd
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.

A synonym of this word can be Poodini.
He went to the bathroom and did a Phanturd.
by Jack De August 31, 2008
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