Walking Talking Robots

Them guys in City Hall who are so much Holier-Than-Thou.

"'cos ev'ryone is walkin' talkin' robots..."

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Appendix Tickler

n.
A kidney stroker. A bout of backdoor work up the missus' chamber of horrors.

"Roll over love, I feel like an appendix tickler tonight. You'll like it. Not a lot, but you'll like it"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Halfords Hero

n.
Motorist behind the wheel of a chavmobile, who has kitted out his bottom-of-the-range hatchback with several hundredweight of expensive tat, including alloy wheels, ludicrous spoilers, am extremely loud stereo and an exhaust pipe like a fucking coal scuttle.

"Hey look, Bill" said Harry, "Some Halfords Hero's just gone and wrapped his car around a lampost"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Homoclaustrophobia

n.
The fear of being trapped
in an enclosed space with
a bummer

Dan and Bill edged away from the gradually closing walls of the tomb. It was when Dan felt a mystery hand enclose around his own that he very suddenly developed an acute case of Homoclaustrophobia.

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Wankarium

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.

Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Mingelicious

adj.
A Front Bottom alternative to the more fat arse-centric term bootylicious.

"That Kylie Minogue is right mingelicious isn't she, Cardinal?"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Germanophobia

n.
Fear of Germany or German culture.

"Oh dear, a map! I hope I don't accidentally look at central Europe, or I might get the willies!"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 20, 2005