SamThatBlokeInBognor's definitions

Homoclaustrophobia

n.
The fear of being trapped
in an enclosed space with
a bummer

Dan and Bill edged away from the gradually closing walls of the tomb. It was when Dan felt a mystery hand enclose around his own that he very suddenly developed an acute case of Homoclaustrophobia.

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Mingelicious

adj.
A Front Bottom alternative to the more fat arse-centric term bootylicious.

"That Kylie Minogue is right mingelicious isn't she, Cardinal?"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 20, 2005

Wankarium

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.

Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Walking Talking Robots

Them guys in City Hall who are so much Holier-Than-Thou.

"'cos ev'ryone is walkin' talkin' robots..."

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

Irritability

Just about the funniest comic strip in existence, starring Chappy Chappy, the world's funniest homicidal RPG character.

Here be the address of episode #1.
icomix.com/maze/comicpage/browse.php?index=1

Robot(He's not a robot, that's just his name): Wow, a sandwich! It's mine now!
Robot: Wait a minute. This isn't right. If Exoth left it unattended, then he must want me to eat it. It must have some kind of experimental poison.
(Enter Exoth, Evil Genius)
Exoth: Wow, a sandwich! (Begins eating sandwich) Iff mine now.

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

Halfords Hero

n.
Motorist behind the wheel of a chavmobile, who has kitted out his bottom-of-the-range hatchback with several hundredweight of expensive tat, including alloy wheels, ludicrous spoilers, am extremely loud stereo and an exhaust pipe like a fucking coal scuttle.

"Hey look, Bill" said Harry, "Some Halfords Hero's just gone and wrapped his car around a lampost"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

Appendix Tickler

n.
A kidney stroker. A bout of backdoor work up the missus' chamber of horrors.

"Roll over love, I feel like an appendix tickler tonight. You'll like it. Not a lot, but you'll like it"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005