SamThatBlokeInBognor's definitions

Teutophobia

n.
Fear of German(s) or German things.

"Oh my fucking god! That Volkswagen will kill us all!"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 22, 2005

Dyke Differential

n.
The notable discrepancy between the attractiveness of the sort of lesbians depicted in grumblevids, seed catalogues etc., and the sort acually encountered in real life.

"Did you see that lezzer documentary last night?" asked Ted.
"Yeah, I did" replied Arthur, "It really drove home the dyke differential"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

Homoclaustrophobia

n.
The fear of being trapped
in an enclosed space with
a bummer

Dan and Bill edged away from the gradually closing walls of the tomb. It was when Dan felt a mystery hand enclose around his own that he very suddenly developed an acute case of Homoclaustrophobia.

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Germanophobia

n.
Fear of Germany or German culture.

"Oh dear, a map! I hope I don't accidentally look at central Europe, or I might get the willies!"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 22, 2005

Walking Talking Robots

Them guys in City Hall who are so much Holier-Than-Thou.

"'cos ev'ryone is walkin' talkin' robots..."

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

Appendix Tickler

n.
A kidney stroker. A bout of backdoor work up the missus' chamber of horrors.

"Roll over love, I feel like an appendix tickler tonight. You'll like it. Not a lot, but you'll like it"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

Wankarium

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.

Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005