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wannanizer 

A person who's sole purpose in life is to have multiple women in his life, but instead is too much of a douche to get any.
"Man that guy has been getting denied all night, he's such a wannanizer"
wannanizer by coosecoose14 November 8, 2009

Xanganite 

A person who spends more time on their Xanga site than actually hanging out with real people.
Blake: Dude Shayla hasnt hung out with anyone in like 2 weeks all she does is mess around with Xanga.

Leighton: Dude I know she's such a fuckin Xanganite.
Xanganite by Leighton Griffith April 6, 2006

wangangster

A wannabe gangster..simple enough...
Rob: Foshizzle that girl was all up in my grill last night homie.
Harry: Really?
Rob: Straight up, fool. *walks away*
Harry: Damn, he's such a wangangster
wangangster by Camtwitt March 31, 2010

Wankatite 

You ruined my wankatite!
Wankatite by wtfumean June 4, 2019

wangshite 

A guy from Coventry who is crap at bowling
That wangshite lost again
wangshite by ihatecoventry March 17, 2021

wangshite 

A wangshite is someone who is crap at bowling, and usually pool. He is usually from Coventry or the close surrounds and loves Gloucester services station toooo much!!!!!
I beat that wangshite again but he wouldn't stop talking about Gloucester services station!!!
wangshite by ihatecoventry March 17, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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