Wank Shame

The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.

After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.

by C-Toppa April 20, 2014

Wank of Shame

To masturbate furiously over the image of an ex-girlfriend. Typically ends with a bout of self-loathing and/or tears.

"Tom was feeling lonely so he logged on to facebook and treated himself to a wank of shame over a chick who had dumped him 10 years ago and was now happily married. And then he had a cry"

by Coq-piece December 9, 2009

Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.

My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.

by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021

Shame wank

When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.

Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.

by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016