Shamewank

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A shamewank can be defined by the distraught feeling you get after masturbation, knowing that your belly is covered in cum having thought about the most disgustings thing ever.

Examples of these are:

Your dog
Your cat
Your best friends girlfriend
Your best friend (Same sex)
Your mum
Your sister
The 80 year old woman down the road
Dead people

I caught young billie havin' a damn shamewank last night. Motherfucker had a picture of your sweet grandma in his left hand, while he beat his man meat and spunked on her glass covered pretty lips. Motherfucker!

Shamewank by Ashamedbuthappy October 23, 2009

Words you can keep

Spamwanker

A person who constantly spams groups on social networking groups such as Beebo, Myspace, FaceBook etc with stuff such as the IHATELUCY, IHATEHELEN or PAYBAYBACKTIMEJANE links

Most of the time the Spamwanker will get a torrent of abuse from the other group members on all levels of nastyness depending on the group they invade on

one particular group have a wall of shame whereby the Spamwankers photo is photoshoped to an amusing picture depicting the spamwanker as to what they have spammed.

another name for a spammer is a Spamtwunt (Please look up Twunt for definition)

spam spamwanker spamtwunt twunt

Spamwanker by Young Bolt June 21, 2010

Related Words

Shamewank • Samewan • Stampwanker • shagwank • Shamean • shamedango • Shameware • Shampranks • shawanka • Shawankawank

Spacewank

To rip the heed aff it in zero gravity conditions. Ideal place would be the international space station.

Whist in space, Tim Peak amuses himself by having a spacewank and seeing what happens to ejaculate in zero gravity

Spacewank by Shambles91 August 31, 2016

Shamecakes

Noun: Any action that brings a loss in respect or credibility among peers or family members.
-Food made by a person who has just recently lost respect for you

Guy1: Dude, Mr. Morry caught us drinking last night.
Guy2: What did he do? Was he angry?
Guy1: We can tell he was disappointed in us cuz he made us shamecakes in the morning

Shamecakes by Jate77q March 2, 2010

shewank

masturbation when undertaken by the female species ie 'shewank'

im going to have a shewank over the bold guy from masterchef!

shewank by nz_girl March 4, 2010

Shame wank

When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.

Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.

Shame wank by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016

Shampranks

Practical jokes and pranks played on unsuspecting friends during weekends of massive debauchery and indulgence.

Kevin: Somebody stuffed 7 open cans of sardines in my suitcase last night and my shoes are on the roof
Chris: Yeah dude, the shampranks are off the charts this weekend

Shampranks by Bebe Jooga February 28, 2020

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026