A shamewank can be defined by the distraught feeling you get after masturbation, knowing that your belly is covered in cum having thought about the most disgustings thing ever.
Examples of these are:
Your dog
Your cat
Your best friends girlfriend
Your best friend (Same sex)
Your mum
Your sister
The 80 year old woman down the road
Dead people
Examples of these are:
Your dog
Your cat
Your best friends girlfriend
Your best friend (Same sex)
Your mum
Your sister
The 80 year old woman down the road
Dead people
I caught young billie havin' a damn shamewank last night. Motherfucker had a picture of your sweet grandma in his left hand, while he beat his man meat and spunked on her glass covered pretty lips. Motherfucker!
by Ashamedbuthappy October 23, 2009
Get the Shamewank mug.A person who constantly spams groups on social networking groups such as Beebo, Myspace, FaceBook etc with stuff such as the IHATELUCY, IHATEHELEN or PAYBAYBACKTIMEJANE links
Most of the time the Spamwanker will get a torrent of abuse from the other group members on all levels of nastyness depending on the group they invade on
one particular group have a wall of shame whereby the Spamwankers photo is photoshoped to an amusing picture depicting the spamwanker as to what they have spammed.
another name for a spammer is a Spamtwunt (Please look up Twunt for definition)
Most of the time the Spamwanker will get a torrent of abuse from the other group members on all levels of nastyness depending on the group they invade on
one particular group have a wall of shame whereby the Spamwankers photo is photoshoped to an amusing picture depicting the spamwanker as to what they have spammed.
another name for a spammer is a Spamtwunt (Please look up Twunt for definition)
by Young Bolt June 21, 2010
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To rip the heed aff it in zero gravity conditions. Ideal place would be the international space station.
Whist in space, Tim Peak amuses himself by having a spacewank and seeing what happens to ejaculate in zero gravity
by Shambles91 August 31, 2016
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-Food made by a person who has just recently lost respect for you
-Food made by a person who has just recently lost respect for you
Guy1: Dude, Mr. Morry caught us drinking last night.
Guy2: What did he do? Was he angry?
Guy1: We can tell he was disappointed in us cuz he made us shamecakes in the morning
Guy2: What did he do? Was he angry?
Guy1: We can tell he was disappointed in us cuz he made us shamecakes in the morning
by Jate77q March 2, 2010
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Get the shewank mug.When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.
by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016
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Kevin: Somebody stuffed 7 open cans of sardines in my suitcase last night and my shoes are on the roof
Chris: Yeah dude, the shampranks are off the charts this weekend
Chris: Yeah dude, the shampranks are off the charts this weekend
by Bebe Jooga February 28, 2020
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