Wank Badge
A wank badge is a moustache, as the majority of those who have a moustache are wankers. Eg. Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussain, Burt Reynolds.
Wank Badge by Charlie121212 January 20, 2008
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Blue Badge Wank
A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
Blue Badge Wank by Dr Form November 1, 2020
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Wank Badge • Blue Badge Wank • wankbadger • Wankbagger • wankbanger • Manhattan Wankbagger • wank • wank-stain • wank-bank • wank off
Wankbadger
The dried out remains of a sock, recently used for clean up of male ejaculate.
The greater spotted wankbadger is black with white crusting. Wankbadgers are often located underneath beds, and reside in close proximity to national geographic and FHM magazines.
The greater spotted wankbadger is black with white crusting. Wankbadgers are often located underneath beds, and reside in close proximity to national geographic and FHM magazines.
Wankbadger by ant-o-nym May 6, 2011
wankbadger
wankbadger by sack_ November 7, 2005
wankbanger
wankbanger by jardinero April 17, 2016
Wankbagger
Wankbagger by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017
Manhattan Wankbagger
Connor: Last weekend I stayed with a girl in Manhattan and she wanked me off into a walmart bag
Justin: The Manhattan Wankbagger strikes again
Justin: The Manhattan Wankbagger strikes again
Manhattan Wankbagger by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017
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