Wankbadger 

The dried out remains of a sock, recently used for clean up of male ejaculate.
The greater spotted wankbadger is black with white crusting. Wankbadgers are often located underneath beds, and reside in close proximity to national geographic and FHM magazines.

F*%K I've run out of socks, but the wankbadgers in my room seem to have multiplied.

Wankbadger by ant-o-nym May 6, 2011

wankbadger 

a generic replacement for any given exclaimation or insult. used mainly for comedy effect.

'oi Damon - get on with it you feckin' wankbadger!'

'It's broken again? ahhh WANKBADGERS!'

wankbadger by sack_ November 7, 2005

wangbangers 

The greatest possible pair of jubblies/breasts imaginable. A common cure for erectile dysfunction.

god I would like put my wang in her wangbangers

wangbangers by bigmitch91 September 14, 2010

wangbanger

Most often used as a gay insult between two men, but more tasteful than fagot. Usually used in conjunction with cockthirsty.

Fred: You are such a dipshit, you know that?

Humphrey: At least I'm not a cokcthirsty wangbanger like you and your dad are.

wangbanger by pootkirby April 21, 2006

yankbadger 

a stereotypical american, loves anything thats big pollutes the atmosphere and if it makes him fatter all the better, general retred

"that yankbadger built a car with a groundclearance of 5 feet

yankbadger by tim January 6, 2005

wankbanger 

An up-tempo pop song about masturbation.

As wankbangers go, ‘Love Myself’ is hard to beat. - Popjustice.com

wankbanger by jardinero April 17, 2016

Wangbanger

For a Person Oe Group Of People To Be Involved In A Gang And Have Gay Relations With Another Gang Member.

Arnold Is A Wangbanger, I Heard He Had Sex with Jimmy.

Wangbanger by Black Wall-csh April 27, 2008