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Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
Related Words
Wanine Wahine Wanime Wainer Wannes Wakinen waniel waning waninuo Wannie
a smart girl , beautiful and talented girl

not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.
#wanie #$$ ##urbanlegend
wanie by jane56819g December 28, 2016
1: a word which, in several Polynesian languages, means 'woman'. Variation: vahine.
2: A female surfer.
Man, that wahine really could surf...
wahine by lifesabeach May 11, 2003

Waviness 

The quality or state of being Wavy or Wavey.
Max B: So you think you wavy huh?
Cooli Carlito: My Waviness is untouchable
Waviness by LaxativeReviews May 1, 2021

wankness 

The skill required to work as an IT support person in West Yorkshire
John tried hard at his job but couldn't help his inherent wankness showing through.
wankness by subnet zero January 15, 2009
Wannes aka an Uber man. A Wannes is a very manly man who is always in somekind of positive mood.
He is extremely gifted in sports and incredibly strong. Everybody likes a Wannes cuz they are so funny and smart. On the other hand, a Wannes sometimes just doesn't care about what you have to say. But even if a Wannes doens't care about your story, you still think he is awesome. And at last, a Wannes always stays cool and won't make a fool of himself
That guy is awesome, it's a Wannes
Wannes by dragonfreak August 23, 2011