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Wannes aka an Uber man. A Wannes is a very manly man who is always in somekind of positive mood.
He is extremely gifted in sports and incredibly strong. Everybody likes a Wannes cuz they are so funny and smart. On the other hand, a Wannes sometimes just doesn't care about what you have to say. But even if a Wannes doens't care about your story, you still think he is awesome. And at last, a Wannes always stays cool and won't make a fool of himself
That guy is awesome, it's a Wannes
Wannes by dragonfreak August 23, 2011
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Wannes is the most beautiful man you’ll see. He probably has light eyes and a bright smile. Wannes is most likely the funniest person you’ll ever meer. Probably because he is so tall and people don’t take him seriously. Wannes is a great friend and lover. He can make everyone smile. If you have a Wannes in your life, make sure to never them go.
He is so funny and cute, he must be a Wannes!
Wannes by Ballie November 21, 2021
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A gay ass nigga who searches for cock in the darkness while you're walking home.
1: Are you walking home by yourself after the party?
2: Yes, why?
1: There's a Wannes on the loose so watch out for your cock
Wannes by MonkeEater5520 December 11, 2023

Wannes Vrancken

A lon wiener with a girth of just 5 cm, this is only seen in countries as belgium and the Netherlands. Willy Franky, the true king of Congo, has a Wannes Vrancken . Rarely seen and when seen , most likely found in a matrass.
I got into trouble with Willy, when he hurted me with his Wannes Vrancken
Wannes Vrancken by GarryBedrock December 1, 2017
Better than winner. Superior to all. No competition whatsoever.
"I am the winnest!" OR "The winnest of this game is him"
winnest by Ali G January 20, 2005

john waynes saddle bags 

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps
my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

wannastache 

That mustache that boys get at like 8th or 9th grade that's part peach fuzz, part darkish hairs that looks totally ridiculous, but they insist on not shaving it because it makes them feel studlier, and they want to get their grown-man on.
"Uhhh, look at Woody over there. He looks so stupid with his wannastache. It looks like a baby caterpillar."
wannastache by goober. February 7, 2008
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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