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Wannes aka an Uber man. A Wannes is a very manly man who is always in somekind of positive mood.
He is extremely gifted in sports and incredibly strong. Everybody likes a Wannes cuz they are so funny and smart. On the other hand, a Wannes sometimes just doesn't care about what you have to say. But even if a Wannes doens't care about your story, you still think he is awesome. And at last, a Wannes always stays cool and won't make a fool of himself
That guy is awesome, it's a Wannes
Wannes by dragonfreak August 23, 2011
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Wannes is the most beautiful man you’ll see. He probably has light eyes and a bright smile. Wannes is most likely the funniest person you’ll ever meer. Probably because he is so tall and people don’t take him seriously. Wannes is a great friend and lover. He can make everyone smile. If you have a Wannes in your life, make sure to never them go.
He is so funny and cute, he must be a Wannes!
Wannes by Ballie November 21, 2021
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A gay ass nigga who searches for cock in the darkness while you're walking home.
1: Are you walking home by yourself after the party?
2: Yes, why?
1: There's a Wannes on the loose so watch out for your cock
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Wannes Vrancken

A lon wiener with a girth of just 5 cm, this is only seen in countries as belgium and the Netherlands. Willy Franky, the true king of Congo, has a Wannes Vrancken . Rarely seen and when seen , most likely found in a matrass.
I got into trouble with Willy, when he hurted me with his Wannes Vrancken
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Better than winner. Superior to all. No competition whatsoever.
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john waynes saddle bags 

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wannastache 

That mustache that boys get at like 8th or 9th grade that's part peach fuzz, part darkish hairs that looks totally ridiculous, but they insist on not shaving it because it makes them feel studlier, and they want to get their grown-man on.
"Uhhh, look at Woody over there. He looks so stupid with his wannastache. It looks like a baby caterpillar."
wannastache by goober. February 7, 2008
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