Wangdangeler

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a flacid penis on a male that is not arroused by men or women. or zebras.

alex longfield has a wangdangler, and will never get any in his life. not even a zebra will get him arroused. Wait a second, no he just has a flappy vagina.

Wangdangeler by jdawg March 29, 2003

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Wangdangeler

A person who not only has a wang but walks around dangling it in the air like he was holding a straw. He looks very much like a miniature ant eater and has the mind of a traveling minstrel.

Joey Stevens.

Wangdangeler by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

Wangfangler

Wangfangler: Pervasive description term for an idiot, tool, or asshole, or combination of the three.

That guy who just cut me off is a real wangfangler.
Pat Robertson said what? Spoken like a true wangfangler.
Congress these days is a total wangfangler convention.

Wangfangler by BrotherSlidge May 21, 2013

WANGFANGLER

An idiot, buffoon, or other person who is comically inept at living in a respectable, honorable manner whether through a lack of concern, culture, or psychological/mental capacities.

That Wangfangler just sped through the school zone, ignoring the crossing guard and children starting to enter the crosswalk.

WANGFANGLER by MisterWraith May 21, 2013

West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.

Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.

West Virginia Wangjangler by geederd December 12, 2021

wangdangle

a "medical" term where the male genitalia is unable to erect, so it just dangles.

"Daddy! Mommy says our neighbor has a wangdangle."

wangdangle by UEGIEAgf July 6, 2005

wangdangler

wang - penis
dangle - to hang
wangdangler- to expose your penis in public

don be such a wangdangler!

wangdangler by ali babar March 2, 2005

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026