Wangdangeler
alex longfield has a wangdangler, and will never get any in his life. not even a zebra will get him arroused. Wait a second, no he just has a flappy vagina.
Wangdangeler by jdawg March 29, 2003
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Wangdangeler
A person who not only has a wang but walks around dangling it in the air like he was holding a straw. He looks very much like a miniature ant eater and has the mind of a traveling minstrel.
Wangdangeler by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003
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Wangfangler
Wangfangler: Pervasive description term for an idiot, tool, or asshole, or combination of the three.
That guy who just cut me off is a real wangfangler.
Pat Robertson said what? Spoken like a true wangfangler.
Congress these days is a total wangfangler convention.
Pat Robertson said what? Spoken like a true wangfangler.
Congress these days is a total wangfangler convention.
Wangfangler by BrotherSlidge May 21, 2013
WANGFANGLER
An idiot, buffoon, or other person who is comically inept at living in a respectable, honorable manner whether through a lack of concern, culture, or psychological/mental capacities.
That Wangfangler just sped through the school zone, ignoring the crossing guard and children starting to enter the crosswalk.
WANGFANGLER by MisterWraith May 21, 2013
West Virginia Wangjangler
When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.
Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.
Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.
Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.
Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
West Virginia Wangjangler by geederd December 12, 2021
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wangdangle by UEGIEAgf July 6, 2005
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wangdangler by ali babar March 2, 2005
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