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Wangfangler 

Wangfangler: Pervasive description term for an idiot, tool, or asshole, or combination of the three.
That guy who just cut me off is a real wangfangler.
Pat Robertson said what? Spoken like a true wangfangler.
Congress these days is a total wangfangler convention.
Wangfangler by BrotherSlidge May 21, 2013
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WANGFANGLER 

An idiot, buffoon, or other person who is comically inept at living in a respectable, honorable manner whether through a lack of concern, culture, or psychological/mental capacities.
That Wangfangler just sped through the school zone, ignoring the crossing guard and children starting to enter the crosswalk.
WANGFANGLER by MisterWraith May 21, 2013

Wangjangle 

Wangjangle is another word for mixing something however it is also an acronym describing how to mix two or more substances perfectly. its stangs for:
Whisk the mixture vigorisly.
Always mix in the edges.
Never give up
Get serious.
Jostle the mixture.
Always mix in the middle.

Never get lazy.
Give it all you've got.
Leave no molecule uncombined.
Enthusiastically end with exuberance.
Wangjangle it untill nicely combined

West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.
Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
West Virginia Wangjangler by geederd December 12, 2021

wangfangprang 

(n.) a name for the ugly face of Michelle
Just looking at her wangfangprang gives me the heeby jeebies.
wangfangprang by yolopan December 27, 2012

wangdangle 

a "medical" term where the male genitalia is unable to erect, so it just dangles.
"Daddy! Mommy says our neighbor has a wangdangle."
wangdangle by UEGIEAgf July 6, 2005

wangjangle 

Rock back and forth while being supported only by your ankles and wrists
Elias wanted to wangjangle upside down in a hammock but Tyloo corrected him - a hammock isn't gonna wangjangle your arms and legs while lowering you softly to the ground
wangjangle by Wangjangler4LYfe November 13, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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