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The past tense of "wammer" which is the act of accidentally slamming one's penis on an object. It can also be thought of as hammering with a wang.
"My dick just wammered my desk and it hurts like hell"


"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."
by MC Wammer June 03, 2013
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Combination of "Wasted" and "Hammered". Commonly used at parties where excessive drinking is occuring. Spoken when one self is past the "Wasted" and "Hammered" level, but not quite at the "Passed out" level.
"Dude, I am totally wammered right now!"
by Michael Kirschbaum February 12, 2006
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