Wallfart

n v When a person passes gas in alongside a vertical surface or periphery in an attempt to disguise the stank that they just manufactured.

n an irritating, annoying person. Adequate substitute for bitch, or fucker.
Oh my god did that white bitch just wallfart all over my new wallpaper.

That wallfart just ripped my weave out. Oh hell no.
by annlandersthesecond April 15, 2011
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