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Buy clothing from cheap brands induced in child labor!

Stop by our indoor McDonald's, if you come and eat here often enough we'll let you try on our loose-fitted handmade uniforms.

Meet our friendly employees, fart around with them if you will! They'll make you feel at home, and brainwash you to come back every day until you actually GO live in their homes.

Walfart;
the ultimate Trailer Trash destination.
Julie: Why does Patty Sue shop at... friggen Walfart?!
Marie: Duh, she comes from trailer park central.
Walfart by Fryen Pan November 26, 2009

wallmart 

I died and went to Wallmart, where I saved $20 on fish food.
wallmart by Adomius August 25, 2006

Wallmart 

The place at which poor people come to get a job. for example college kids, bums, burned out porn stars, and mudkips. They must sell their soul, to Sam to have the privilege to work in his store!
Bill: I want to go work at Wallmart. Would you refer me since you are an employee?
Nate: (soulless grown emanates)
Wallmart by deathViking December 2, 2007

Wallmart 

House of damnation...
The place evil dwels...
Place To get CRAZY deals!
"You must destroy the heart of wallmart"
Wallmart by Maku April 2, 2005
Putting a large 'F' on a 'Future Sight of Walmart' sign to change it to 'WalFart' to protest a Walmart being built in your town. Any situation in which 'Walmart' is changed to 'Walfart' by replacing the 'M' with an 'F'
"Hey someone walfarted the sign."
walfart by pdizz128 March 1, 2008

North of the Wallmart 

The imaginary store in Game of Thrones where the White Walkers bought those huge, dragon raising chains
They’re using four chains to raise that dragon out of the ice water. Must have been a sale at the North of the Wallmart