wallmart

Heaven to poor people like me.

I died and went to Wallmart, where I saved $20 on fish food.

by Adomius August 25, 2006

Wallmart

The place at which poor people come to get a job. for example college kids, bums, burned out porn stars, and mudkips. They must sell their soul, to Sam to have the privilege to work in his store!

Bill: I want to go work at Wallmart. Would you refer me since you are an employee?
Nate: (soulless grown emanates)

by deathViking December 2, 2007

Wallmart

House of damnation...
The place evil dwels...
Place To get CRAZY deals!

"You must destroy the heart of wallmart"

by Maku April 2, 2005

wallmart_wilbur

a cool mutual on tiktok that you should follow, they also have a piss kink

oh yeah, i’m mutuals with wallmart_wilbur on tiktok!

by al3xs00t June 25, 2021

North of the Wallmart

The imaginary store in Game of Thrones where the White Walkers bought those huge, dragon raising chains

They’re using four chains to raise that dragon out of the ice water. Must have been a sale at the North of the Wallmart

by RockoRoll May 30, 2019

Imma become re-wallmart

To say that you will become a re- and then wich ever shop you re going to visit is slag used by cool people who actually have a life

Person one: Yo Imma become Re-Wallmart you want anything?

Person two: No Im actually finna become Re-dunkin Donuts actually.

Peraon one: Ok then

by BrodyFRFR April 9, 2024

Walmart Waddle

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.

"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017