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wallmart 

I died and went to Wallmart, where I saved $20 on fish food.
wallmart by Adomius August 25, 2006
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Wallmart 

The place at which poor people come to get a job. for example college kids, bums, burned out porn stars, and mudkips. They must sell their soul, to Sam to have the privilege to work in his store!
Bill: I want to go work at Wallmart. Would you refer me since you are an employee?
Nate: (soulless grown emanates)
Wallmart by deathViking December 2, 2007

Wallmart 

House of damnation...
The place evil dwels...
Place To get CRAZY deals!
"You must destroy the heart of wallmart"
Wallmart by Maku April 2, 2005

wallmart_wilbur 

a cool mutual on tiktok that you should follow, they also have a piss kink
oh yeah, i’m mutuals with wallmart_wilbur on tiktok!
wallmart_wilbur by al3xs00t June 25, 2021

North of the Wallmart 

The imaginary store in Game of Thrones where the White Walkers bought those huge, dragon raising chains
They’re using four chains to raise that dragon out of the ice water. Must have been a sale at the North of the Wallmart

Imma become re-wallmart 

To say that you will become a re- and then wich ever shop you re going to visit is slag used by cool people who actually have a life
Person one: Yo Imma become Re-Wallmart you want anything?

Person two: No Im actually finna become Re-dunkin Donuts actually.

Peraon one: Ok then

Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.
"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
Walmart Waddle by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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