Walfart 

Buy clothing from cheap brands induced in child labor!

Stop by our indoor McDonald's, if you come and eat here often enough we'll let you try on our loose-fitted handmade uniforms.

Meet our friendly employees, fart around with them if you will! They'll make you feel at home, and brainwash you to come back every day until you actually GO live in their homes.

Walfart;
the ultimate Trailer Trash destination.

Julie: Why does Patty Sue shop at... friggen Walfart?!
Marie: Duh, she comes from trailer park central.

Walfart by Fryen Pan November 26, 2009

walfart 

Putting a large 'F' on a 'Future Sight of Walmart' sign to change it to 'WalFart' to protest a Walmart being built in your town. Any situation in which 'Walmart' is changed to 'Walfart' by replacing the 'M' with an 'F'

"Hey someone walfarted the sign."

walfart by pdizz128 March 1, 2008

Walfart 

A store. You can buy almost anything there. And if you fart on their walls you get everything you want in the store, free.

"Let's go to Walfarts to buy that new TV. Hey Who knows we may get lucky and get it free if we fart on the walls."

Walfart by Phuqer April 12, 2006

Walfart 

A bros way of referencing Walmart and how unclean it always is.

“Bro get those stupid chips I like while you’re at walfart”

Walfart by chHAad March 6, 2021

Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.

"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

Walmart Waddle by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017

Walmart Raid 

When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.

They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.

They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.

It is best you take cover during these trying times.

Guy 1: I survived a Walmart Raid

Girl 1: OMG! That's so hot you are so tough!

Walmart Raid by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

Walmart 

A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.

The local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by Walmart.

Walmart by Bill M. July 28, 2004