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walleye vision 

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
walleye vision by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Related Words

Wallered 

Person 1: How did you get that to fit?

Person 2: I just wallered it out!
Wallered by Klber3 July 4, 2009

Chadderton-Waller

A Chadderton-Waller is some that is 'under the thumb' or 'whipped'.
You can't come out tonight you are a Chadderton-Waller
Chadderton-Waller by GG0071 July 30, 2010

wallerd out 

to make a hole larger using crudley.
Or a hole that has been enlarged.
I wallerd out the hole so I could install the bolt.
She's so wallerd out I couldn`t hit the sides.
wallerd out by teknowil April 30, 2006

willy waller

It is used to refer to a penis.
Hey you! Don't touch my willy waller !
willy waller by Tha Feet November 30, 2007

Walleye Crue 

1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.

2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.
e.g.
That Walleye Crue just jacked my hizzy and gave my wife a dirty sanchez and I like it!