Waldorf School 

Weird. Just plain weird. If you attend one, you know.

Waldorf schools are weird

Waldorf School by cheese monger lady August 5, 2020

Waldorf School 

Waldorf is 'officially' a private school situated in the town of Mt Barker, SA. unofficially it is a cult dedicated to Anthroposophy and is also home to the largest collection of hippies in the southern hemisphere. Aside from the daily rituals involving bongs and peacepipes, students also spend their time hugging trees and learning how to dye tshirts into all the colours of the rainbow.
Waldorf is the only hole in South Australia deeper than the Murraylands Christian College.

Child walking in the street with his mother when a Waldorf student walks past;
Child: Mommy who is that man with the pretty shirt and no shoes?
Mother: Don't worry, it's only a kid from that Waldorf school.

Waldorf School by The Doctor From Gallifrey May 17, 2012

linden waldorf school 

A Nashville School that is probably the most magical place you will ever go besides Hogwarts. It is often associated with faeries, dwarfs, and colored pencils. A gluten-free, dairy free, and media free environment.

Girl 1: I just love Linden Waldorf School!

Boy 2: It’s so magical

linden waldorf school by gottalovegatos13 October 23, 2017

Kimberton Waldorf School 

The place where hippies blow all their money to send their kids. Those children grow up to be full out hipsters with their organic gluten free non gmo foods and dont learn how to write until 4th grade

"Yes my child Ocean Breeze River Cuoma goes to the kimberton waldorf school it is quite fascinating"
"lol imma go smoke some weed peace out hippie"

Kimberton Waldorf School by gratata19 March 30, 2015

Steiner/Waldorf school 

A school-cult where a colony of children get taught how to be a hippies and live in a space with virtually zero allowance for technology coz screens are cancer or whatever

I get bullied coz I go to a Steiner/Waldorf school

Steiner/Waldorf school by Hippie cult kid August 18, 2021

manila waldorf school 

kinda mid. cool trees

"I went to Manila Waldorf School."

"Oh yeah? How was it there?"

"Eh, kinda mid."

manila waldorf school by biggest cat May 2, 2022

Waldorf Schools 

Waldorf Schools are a type of school popular in Europe and North America. Waldorf Schools are descended from the original Waldorf school in Germany, founded in the late 1800s by a racist German man named Rudolf Steiner. They closely resemble a cult, banning electronics from school grounds, celebrating obscure pagan festivals such as Michaelmas, banning candy and other sugary treats from school grounds and serving only organic meals to the kids. Many don't have a science class, while almost all have knitting, woodwork, Latin, chorus and orchestra as mandatory classes. They tend to be christian and conservative.

"Bro, she went to a Waldorf Schools?"
"Yeah, that's probably why she growls at people when she's mad."

Waldorf Schools by luckycharmsofficial November 28, 2018