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waking up 

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Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.
It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.
waking up by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
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Waking up the rocket

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When a penis becomes erect due to sexual arousal. Used colloquially to refer to the sight of an attractive female making a guy's penis hard.
"So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket"
Waking up the rocket by Cappy1 November 11, 2016

Waking Up in Vegas 

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Verb

- To awake one day in a very undesirable situation. Named after the people who wake up in Sin City flat broke.
Waking up:

- In bed with your best friend's girl.

- Behind bars after a night of smashing car windows with a baseball bat.

- On the sidewalk with a hangover the day after a crazy party.

- Waking Up in Vegas flat broke.

- Etc
Waking Up in Vegas by Lil' B1 July 30, 2009

waking up in the red sea 

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When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.
I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!

waking up the wumpus 

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Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus
waking up the wumpus by Yeebus August 29, 2017

waking up at buttfuck 

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Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.
We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.

Waking up in Vietnam

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To become so drunk that you are sure to have a massive hangover the following day.
"Oh Boy, Burty's getting so wasted. He's going to be Waking up in Vietnam tomorrow."
Waking up in Vietnam by Lolicato April 21, 2009
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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