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waistband tuck
The art of tucking your erection into the waistband of your boxers/athletic shorts to hide the appearance of the boner you are sporting.
On the long early morning walk to the bathroom from my dorm room, I had to employ the waistband tuck to avoid people seeing the tent I was pitching.
waistband tuck by L-DubV June 20, 2008
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waistband trick
A technique used by males to conceal an erection. The penis is tucked in between the waistband of a pair of boxers or briefs and the stomach.
waistband trick by Drizay August 9, 2006
Waistband titties
Matt: Ay yo Tim that bitch is hottttttttt
Tim: I can already see her waistband titties swingin' from here, dude.
Tim: I can already see her waistband titties swingin' from here, dude.
Waistband titties by goodiegoodgoodnesss June 28, 2010
Waistband bill
Guy 1: yo fam want to go to the strip club again.
Guy 2: nah man i don't want to be a waistband bill
Guy 2: nah man i don't want to be a waistband bill
Waistband bill by Herso June 22, 2020
Waistband Trampoline
A technique used by men to remove excess pee from their penis after urinating in a urinal. The male bounces his penis up and down on his waistband a few times before he zips up, preventing underwear dribble.
I bounced my dick on my waistband trampoline a few times before leaving the urinal so I wouldn’t get piss pants.
Waistband Trampoline by Brandon2k9 February 9, 2018
Waistband virgin
Waistband virgin by RtrdRandyUwU April 27, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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