wafflestep

The euphoria experienced by eating waffles and listening to dubstep at the same time.

Face most commonly experienced during wafflestepping: O.O

"Sorry dude, im gonna go home and wafflestep after school"
"Dont bother him, he's wafflestepping"

by waffles and dubstep September 9, 2012

Wafflestep

The code word for admitting you have a Blue Waffle fetish.

"Hey Mr. Pickles what does wafflestep mean"

"I'm never telling"

by just another taco May 11, 2010

wafflestomp

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.

I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.

by Miles M. November 10, 2006

wafflestomping

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.

I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.

by weenaak July 5, 2010

Cleveland Wafflestomp

To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.

"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp

by ( * ) August 1, 2017

wafflestomper

when you take a shit in the shower and stomp it thru the drain

the toilet was backed up so Bill King tookk a wafflestomper.

by Crazy Eyes March 1, 2005

Wafflesopher

Some students of philosophy lack the ability to make clear and concise points in an argument. A person who does this is known as a wafflesopher. Much of a wafflesopher's language will consist of long, complicated words that they string together in quick succession in order to create the illusion of having something interesting to say. In many cases they can keep this process up for several hours without taking a single breath. Simple ways to spot a wafflesopher include making eye contact with them (if they avoid said eye contact then the chances are they are feeling guilty about trying to pass of utter crap as valid information) and checking to see if they are sweating profusely (this again is a sign that they are guilty about their attempts to dupe those listening). An important point to raise is that many wafflesophers have no idea that they are waffling. Due to their lack of self-awareness these are far harder to spot than their more wily counterparts. In order to oust this form of wafflesopher you must carefully analyze their language, searching it for signs of bullshit. Caution must be used with this method however as revealing to the perpetrator that what they are saying makes no sense can invoke wild outbursts of unrelated language that will slowly descend into nothing more than angry grunts. Knowing the signs is half the battle, knowing how to alert those around you of the impending boredom without the wafflesopher in question catching on is of equal importance.

Person 1: Hey, Person 2, Person 3 is a quite obviously wafflesopher.

Person 2: Yeh I know. I'd better inform him of this fact before he embarrasses himself further...Hey Person 3 you're not saying anything of meaning, it is total bullshit.

Person 3: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO

Person 1: Holy shit you've sent him into a linguistic shame spiral.

Person 3: WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG

by Captain Philosophy January 27, 2011