Waffleslapper

The act of slapping a women on the face of her vagina causing bruising and squirting.

Susan: "Josh you're a total waffleslapper".

Josh: "I made you pee tho".

Susan: "It did feel really good".

by I have lived these moments. June 15, 2018

Wafflecrapper

A woman so hot she could shit on your waffles and you'd still eat them.

"Dude, she's hot, but not wafflecrapper status."

by Paulzzy December 10, 2009

Wafflecrapper

An extremely hot woman, so hot, she could do anything idiotic or gross, and it wouldn't matter.

Coined by Dr. Drew on LoveLine.

1: Person A: Dude, check out that woman picking her nose.
Person B: Yeah, but she's a total wafflecrapper, so it doesn't matter.

2: Person A: Dude, you just spilled your coffee all over me.
Person B: Sorry man, I was checking out that wafflecrapper.

by BrianaBreakdown July 3, 2009