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Wafflestomped 

A word visually describing great pwnage by giving a mental image of someone stomping on their victim so hard that the sole of their boot mashes them in such a way that the remains resemble a belgian waffle.
Z0mt3hgod, Pwned!!! j00 had a beamsword and he had a pistol and j00 died! j00 just got wafflestomped!

or

Wow man, you really wafflestomped that guy!! He didnt have a chance!
Wafflestomped by Barisson Soldou August 22, 2006
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wafflestomp 

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.
I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.
wafflestomp by Miles M. November 10, 2006

wafflestomping 

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.
I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.
wafflestomping by weenaak July 5, 2010

Cleveland Wafflestomp 

To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.
"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp
Cleveland Wafflestomp by ( * ) August 1, 2017

wafflestomper

when you take a shit in the shower and stomp it thru the drain
the toilet was backed up so Bill King tookk a wafflestomper.
wafflestomper by Crazy Eyes March 1, 2005

Wafflestompish 

of or pertaining to an action resembling wafflestomping. Have you ever seen the movie 'the perfect storm'? Have you ever been to the wafflehouse? It is similar to a combination of those two things.
You better chicky-check yourself before i get all wafflestompish on you.
Wafflestompish by Notorious P.A.T. December 18, 2008

wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.
Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too
wafflestomper by Spencer April 8, 2005
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