wafflestomping
I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.
wafflestomping by weenaak July 5, 2010
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wafflestomping
Jim: What You do today
Guy: When I'm playing bastion and wafflestomping newbies, I need the percision that only a mouse can give me.
Guy: When I'm playing bastion and wafflestomping newbies, I need the percision that only a mouse can give me.
wafflestomping by nichijew June 26, 2016
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Wafflestomping
When you take a shit in the shower but can’t reach down to Kareem it into the toilet so you stomp it down the drain
Ngl that Arby’s had me so backed up I was Yo-Yo’ing the meanest turd but I couldn’t hold it any longer. I’ll let it loose and start wafflestomping this shit
Wafflestomping by LuvMysteryy April 30, 2026
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waffle stomping by Lao'Tso May 24, 2007
Waffle Stomping
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Wafflestompish
of or pertaining to an action resembling wafflestomping. Have you ever seen the movie 'the perfect storm'? Have you ever been to the wafflehouse? It is similar to a combination of those two things.
Wafflestompish by Notorious P.A.T. December 18, 2008
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