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wafflestomping 

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.
I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.
wafflestomping by weenaak July 5, 2010
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wafflestomping 

when youre playing bastion in overwatch and killing newbies
Jim: What You do today
Guy: When I'm playing bastion and wafflestomping newbies, I need the percision that only a mouse can give me.
wafflestomping by nichijew June 26, 2016

Wafflestomping

When you take a shit in the shower but can’t reach down to Kareem it into the toilet so you stomp it down the drain
Ngl that Arby’s had me so backed up I was Yo-Yo’ing the meanest turd but I couldn’t hold it any longer. I’ll let it loose and start wafflestomping this shit
Wafflestomping by LuvMysteryy April 30, 2026

waffle stomping 

Waffle stomping is when you shit in the shower and step on it to make it go down the drain.
Evan was Waffle Stomping in the shower this morning...
waffle stomping by Lao'Tso May 24, 2007

Waffle Stomping 

The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.
"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"

Waffle stomping 

Taking a shit on the shower drain and stomping it in to clog the drain
We were late cause we were Waffle stomping in the girls bathroom
Waffle stomping by Creamy santa January 21, 2017

Wafflestompish 

of or pertaining to an action resembling wafflestomping. Have you ever seen the movie 'the perfect storm'? Have you ever been to the wafflehouse? It is similar to a combination of those two things.
You better chicky-check yourself before i get all wafflestompish on you.
Wafflestompish by Notorious P.A.T. December 18, 2008
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