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wafflelessness 

The state of being without waffles.

Having no waffles currently in your possesion and possibly wanting to have some.
Chris was dissapointed due to a sense of wafflelessness he experienced after finishing his breakfast.
wafflelessness by Quazmoz May 23, 2011

Wafflessness

The state of not possessing any waffles.
Quinn's wafflessness was cured by a delicious platter of fresh blue waffles.
Wafflessness by King.Shlong April 12, 2011

wafflestep 

The euphoria experienced by eating waffles and listening to dubstep at the same time.

Face most commonly experienced during wafflestepping: O.O
"Sorry dude, im gonna go home and wafflestep after school"
"Dont bother him, he's wafflestepping"
wafflestep by waffles and dubstep September 9, 2012

Wafflelessness 

A person who doesnt have any waffles, and would possibly like some. :P
Wafflelessness is not having any Waffles..
Wafflelessness by Durple111 September 13, 2011

Wafflestep 

The code word for admitting you have a Blue Waffle fetish.
"Hey Mr. Pickles what does wafflestep mean"

"I'm never telling"

Wafflegodess 

DONT LET HER PLAY GUN GAME. SHE IS A SQUEEKER WITH A SCREAM OVER 13BILLION DECIBELS. SHE ALSO HAS WAFFLESEX WITH YOUNG BOYS AROUND 12 YEAR OLD.
Guy 1: im deaf now
Guy 2: lol how
Guy 1: i played gun game with wafflegodess
Guy 2: rip