Wafflesopher

Some students of philosophy lack the ability to make clear and concise points in an argument. A person who does this is known as a wafflesopher. Much of a wafflesopher's language will consist of long, complicated words that they string together in quick succession in order to create the illusion of having something interesting to say. In many cases they can keep this process up for several hours without taking a single breath. Simple ways to spot a wafflesopher include making eye contact with them (if they avoid said eye contact then the chances are they are feeling guilty about trying to pass of utter crap as valid information) and checking to see if they are sweating profusely (this again is a sign that they are guilty about their attempts to dupe those listening). An important point to raise is that many wafflesophers have no idea that they are waffling. Due to their lack of self-awareness these are far harder to spot than their more wily counterparts. In order to oust this form of wafflesopher you must carefully analyze their language, searching it for signs of bullshit. Caution must be used with this method however as revealing to the perpetrator that what they are saying makes no sense can invoke wild outbursts of unrelated language that will slowly descend into nothing more than angry grunts. Knowing the signs is half the battle, knowing how to alert those around you of the impending boredom without the wafflesopher in question catching on is of equal importance.

Person 1: Hey, Person 2, Person 3 is a quite obviously wafflesopher.

Person 2: Yeh I know. I'd better inform him of this fact before he embarrasses himself further...Hey Person 3 you're not saying anything of meaning, it is total bullshit.

Person 3: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO

Person 1: Holy shit you've sent him into a linguistic shame spiral.

Person 3: WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG

Wafflesopher by Captain Philosophy January 27, 2011

Wafflecopter

When a person chats so much shit (the waffle begins), the waffling continues to build as they talk more and more shit until they physically take off into the air vertically like a helicopter

TomRob: Me and Tom have bought Rainbow 6 mate." *FAILS TO LOAD UP SAID PURCHASE*
You: "You're a right wafflecopter you son"

Wafflecopter by NoncePacts April 26, 2019

Wafflecopter

A wafflecopter is a helicopter that makes people happy because some people just like a helicopters... but its true function is dropping waffles to the people below to make them even happier.

1. Wafflecopters make me happy people I get free food.
2. Those damn wafflecopters, stop dropping waffles on the ground everywhere, you are getting shit on them.

Wafflecopter by KoKo37 November 10, 2008

The WaffleCopter 

When a girl is on her knees and you spin in a circle while cock smacking her!

My gf was being a twat so I wafflecoptered that ho! Crank that wafflecopter! Oh yeah the wafflecopter!

The WaffleCopter by matt-becker April 4, 2009

Wafflecopter

A helicopter with a waffle in it.

The wafflecopter, by its other name, Waffles on a Helicopter, is a lesser known prequel to the movie Snakes On A Plane.

Wafflecopter by Phildor July 24, 2006

Wafflecopter

A word people accidently pronounce when hearing the word "ROFLcopter".

Man 1: It's a ROFLcopter!
Man 2: A Wafflecopter?
Man 1: No! A ROFLcopter dumbass.

Wafflecopter by J Neawer 2 November 20, 2009

Wafflecopter

How Elmer Fudd says ROFLcopter.

1: I set my language on Google to Elmer Fudd.
2: Wafflecopter.

Wafflecopter by TKWolfgang August 20, 2010