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wafflestomping 

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.
I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.
wafflestomping by weenaak July 5, 2010
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wafflestomping 

when youre playing bastion in overwatch and killing newbies
Jim: What You do today
Guy: When I'm playing bastion and wafflestomping newbies, I need the percision that only a mouse can give me.
wafflestomping by nichijew June 26, 2016

Wafflestomping

When you take a shit in the shower but can’t reach down to Kareem it into the toilet so you stomp it down the drain
Ngl that Arby’s had me so backed up I was Yo-Yo’ing the meanest turd but I couldn’t hold it any longer. I’ll let it loose and start wafflestomping this shit
Wafflestomping by LuvMysteryy April 30, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026