Wafflecrapper
Wafflecrapper by Paulzzy December 10, 2009
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Wafflecrapper
An extremely hot woman, so hot, she could do anything idiotic or gross, and it wouldn't matter.
Coined by Dr. Drew on LoveLine.
Coined by Dr. Drew on LoveLine.
1: Person A: Dude, check out that woman picking her nose.
Person B: Yeah, but she's a total wafflecrapper, so it doesn't matter.
2: Person A: Dude, you just spilled your coffee all over me.
Person B: Sorry man, I was checking out that wafflecrapper.
Person B: Yeah, but she's a total wafflecrapper, so it doesn't matter.
2: Person A: Dude, you just spilled your coffee all over me.
Person B: Sorry man, I was checking out that wafflecrapper.
Wafflecrapper by BrianaBreakdown July 3, 2009
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waffle crapper
A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.
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waffle crapper
A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.
waffle crapper by machine119 November 22, 2004
waffle crapper
A girl that is so hot she could crap on a plate of your waffles, and you would forgive her -- you might even get turned on by it. The term is also meant to show contempt for waffle crappers who use their waffle-crapper-ness to take advantage of guys.
Our waitress took a sip of my drink before she brought it to the table. If she wasn't such a waffle crapper, I'd probably be upset.
waffle crapper by Leroy of the Lame Ingineers November 29, 2004
waffle crapper
An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.
waffle crapper by Devin Ray November 8, 2005
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waffle crapper by Ugly Dave September 5, 2007
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