3 definitions by Paulzzy

Mourning the fact you're not a college student living off beer, Ramen noodles, and mommy and daddy's money anymore.
"Why does Johnnie still wear his (insert any) University football jersey and drink until he falls down?"

"College mourning."
by Paulzzy March 29, 2010
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A woman so hot she could shit on your waffles and you'd still eat them.
"Dude, she's hot, but not wafflecrapper status."
by Paulzzy December 11, 2009
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