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An acronym for "What the fuck would the fucking flying spaghetti monster fucking do?"

Hmmm, im in a tight spot right now, and i am really mad. wtfwtffsmfd?
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wtfwtffsmfd by jimthedestroyer April 10, 2009

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WTFWJD

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).

"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"

WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004

Related Words

#WNTFW • WTFWJD • WTFWIT • WTFWJDFAKB • wtfwt • wtfwtf • wtfwydt • WITFW • wnfw • WNTFTTG

wtfwyd

short for: what the fuck would you do..

a spin on the term: wwjd (what would jesus do)

too awkward to use in conversation.. exclusive to the interweb..

"but rally, wtfwyd" "huh?"

wtfwyd by airteus December 9, 2005

wtfwtf

What the fuck was that for

Person 1: *Slaps across face*

Person 2: DUDE?!!? WTFWTF?

wtfwtf by aaronobst July 2, 2009

wtfwt

WTFWT means "what the fuck was that?"

What
The
Fuck
Was
That

DIE WELT IST MEIN!

"Oh my god dude, WTFWT?" "I don't know man, ommfg, roflmfao!"

wtfwt by Mein Gott in Himmel July 6, 2004

WTFWIT

what the fuck was i thinking.

"man i cant believe i boned that fat bitch. WTFWIT!"

WTFWIT by DiamondTrim June 17, 2007

WTFWJD

meaning "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do"

and a fantastic song by the incredible band I Set My Friends On Fire.

I couldn't decide so i asked myself WTFWJD

boy: have you heard WTFWJD by ISFMOF?
girl: yes it's fucking fantastic!

WTFWJD by ErinError March 1, 2009

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026