WITFW 

WITFW stands for "WHAT IN THE F＊＊KING WORLD?"
Mary: Did you see the Taylor Swift concert yet
John: Sorry my ticket just flew away from the wind
Mary: WHAT IN THE FUCKING WORLD DID YOU JUST DO TO YOUR TICKET
John: *shrugs* I don't know

WITFW Taylor Swift concert ticket what in the fucking world mary john

WITFW by ≡Ɽƴǫƙǫ Ƙᶏƙƴǫᶖᶇ≡ October 5, 2025

witff

What In The Fucking Fuck

Person 1: jfizkandmakaksjns

Person 2: witff

witff by fukno December 12, 2019

wtfwtffsmfd 

An acronym for "What the fuck would the fucking flying spaghetti monster fucking do?"

Hmmm, im in a tight spot right now, and i am really mad. wtfwtffsmfd?
see wwfsmd

wtfwtffsmfd by jimthedestroyer April 10, 2009

WITWIAL 

WITWIAL is an acronym for 'Where In The World Is Adam Lambert'. commonly used on twitter within the Glambert fandom when Adam Lambert hasn't been on twitter in a while.

Ellie: WITWIAL?
Savanna: i heard he went to hawaii for the weekend

WITWIAL by ProudGlambertSav June 18, 2011

WTFWJD 

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).

"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"

WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004

WIFW 

Stands for What Is Fucking Wrong. Used when someone nags a lot and you just want to tell them to get to the point. Also used when something weird happens and you don't know what is going on.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude, I am soo mad.

Guy 2: You have been mad this entire week. Now STFU if you won't tell me WIFW.

Example 2:

*The day after the BP oil leak*

Guy: WIFW with BP!!!

WIFW by parklane79 July 26, 2010

witw

What In The World. An internet acronym.

WITW is going on here?

witw by Ali_yay October 28, 2007