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WITFW stands for "WHAT IN THE F＊＊KING WORLD?"
Mary: Did you see the Taylor Swift concert yet
John: Sorry my ticket just flew away from the wind
Mary: WHAT IN THE FUCKING WORLD DID YOU JUST DO TO YOUR TICKET
John: *shrugs* I don't know

WITFW Taylor Swift concert ticket what in the fucking world mary john

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witff

What In The Fucking Fuck

Person 1: jfizkandmakaksjns

Person 2: witff

witff by fukno December 12, 2019

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wtfwtffsmfd

An acronym for "What the fuck would the fucking flying spaghetti monster fucking do?"

Hmmm, im in a tight spot right now, and i am really mad. wtfwtffsmfd?
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wtfwtffsmfd by jimthedestroyer April 10, 2009

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WITWIAL

WITWIAL is an acronym for 'Where In The World Is Adam Lambert'. commonly used on twitter within the Glambert fandom when Adam Lambert hasn't been on twitter in a while.

Ellie: WITWIAL?
Savanna: i heard he went to hawaii for the weekend

WITWIAL by ProudGlambertSav June 18, 2011

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WTFWJD

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).

"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"

WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004

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WIFW

Stands for What Is Fucking Wrong. Used when someone nags a lot and you just want to tell them to get to the point. Also used when something weird happens and you don't know what is going on.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude, I am soo mad.

Guy 2: You have been mad this entire week. Now STFU if you won't tell me WIFW.

Example 2:

*The day after the BP oil leak*

Guy: WIFW with BP!!!

WIFW by parklane79 July 26, 2010

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witw

What In The World. An internet acronym.

WITW is going on here?

witw by Ali_yay October 28, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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