wtfwt 

WTFWT means "what the fuck was that?"

What
The
Fuck
Was
That

DIE WELT IST MEIN!

"Oh my god dude, WTFWT?" "I don't know man, ommfg, roflmfao!"

wtfwt by Mein Gott in Himmel July 6, 2004

WTFWT?? 

What the Fuck With That??

As in: what the fuck is up with this situation?

An expression and acronym to express your utter surprise at events, as in they are fucked up, totally fucked up!

That Crazy Girl isn't in her corner in the disco anymore her claimed corner that she always dances in WTFWT??

WTFWT?? by [Freedom Radio] June 25, 2023

wtfwtffsmfd 

An acronym for "What the fuck would the fucking flying spaghetti monster fucking do?"

Hmmm, im in a tight spot right now, and i am really mad. wtfwtffsmfd?
see wwfsmd

wtfwtffsmfd by jimthedestroyer April 10, 2009

wtftm 

acronym: "whatever the fuck that means"

commonly used after something vague or ambiguous has been said. Also used when a difficult word arises in conversation or reading.

"She said that I don't get her, wtftm..."
Brutus's betrayal was egregious, wtftm.

wtf whatever ambiguous vague huh uh

wtftm by Ted Mahla October 22, 2010

WTFFTW 

What the fuck for the win.

Used when there's an obvious WTF? moment.

You: Turns out my girlfriend has a penis.

Me: WTFFTW!

WTFFTW by lolcats March 4, 2008

WTFWJD 

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).

"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"

WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004

wtfits

An acronynm for "what the fuck is this shit". However, it is not used that often. Usually used when instant messaging. Also look at wtfiw

<Coolio> wtfits
<Kewlio> wtfiw

wtfits by Alec the Great December 19, 2004