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wtfwtffsmfd 

An acronym for "What the fuck would the fucking flying spaghetti monster fucking do?"
Hmmm, im in a tight spot right now, and i am really mad. wtfwtffsmfd?
see wwfsmd
wtfwtffsmfd by jimthedestroyer April 10, 2009
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WTFWT means "what the fuck was that?"

What
The
Fuck
Was
That

DIE WELT IST MEIN!
"Oh my god dude, WTFWT?" "I don't know man, ommfg, roflmfao!"
wtfwt by Mein Gott in Himmel July 6, 2004
wtfwtcmd "what the fuck would the cookie monster do"
"dude wheres my cookies, i left them there a hour ago"

"mate just ask yourself wtfwtcmd :)"

"ahh, go get more"
wtfwtcmd by Ben 93 January 2, 2010
An acronym for "what the fuck was that fucking shit". Commonly said when someone fucks up big time, typically something simple that you think couldn't be fucked up.
Counter-Strike, last round, 5 people v 1 person, should be an easy win -- the 1 guy kills the entire team of 5.

"Are you kidding me?!? WTFWTFS?!?!?"
WTFWTFS by aircoft December 29, 2015
WTF is this fucking shit?
Yo man, wtfitfs? This chronic is weak asf.
wtfitfs by QuietConquerer November 6, 2014
What the Fuck With That??

As in: what the fuck is up with this situation?

An expression and acronym to express your utter surprise at events, as in they are fucked up, totally fucked up!
That Crazy Girl isn't in her corner in the disco anymore her claimed corner that she always dances in WTFWT??
WTFWT?? by [Freedom Radio] June 25, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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