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Acronym that stands for “What In The Holy Fuck”. This is of similar meaning to WTF, only reserved for the most epic of moments where a WTF isn’t enough.

In such moments the only explainable reaction is to exclaim and question the sanity of the universe with a holy fuck. As in What in the Holy Fuck or WITHF... because less words are better. (I bet you wish this definition had less words).
WITHF, how am I the first person to add this acronym to the Urban Dictionary.
WITHF by Diamondbull424 February 20, 2019
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What's wrong with your head 

When someone has some sort of head trauma albeit a gash or fresh stitches.
Brenda couldnt help but ask buddy about his head dressing. "Dude what's wrong with your head!!!"

Words with Friends 

An app with a chat function, which lets you leave messages to one another under the cover of a game of scrabble
A cheating husband carries his ipad and iphone wherever he goes, to make sure he always has access to Words with Friends

Words with Friends 

App used by cheaters to communicate and arrange shags behind their unsuspecting spouses; who think they are playing scrabble. The chat function is more useful than the game itself. as it allows messages to be deleted quickly leaving no evidence
Sharon, you're always playing Words with Firiends...
HMm thats what i want people to think. Dave and i use to send messages to each other without his wife suspecting anything.

Dave sends me a message using Words with Friends chat whenever he wants to meet up for a shag
Words with Friends by silvertongue99 September 12, 2016

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Playing With Snow

Doing cocaine.
I heard Bobby has been playing with snow.

donuts with jam in the middle 

it's supposed to be cream but jam sounded better and it's basically cumming in the anus
"I like my donuts with jam in the middle," says Jaemin passionately.