A Witko is probably the chillest person you know. He or She is categorized by being excessively tall, ultimately athletic, incredibly knowledgable, exceedingly witty, and superflous in the use of adjectives and adverbs. The Male Witko typically enjoys levels of intoxication unattainable by most mortals. This is not to say he is a lush, however; rather, he is has an incomprehnsible ability to handle the effects of partying like none other.

"Witko had been drinking for hours and I still couldn't keep up with him on the court."

"Did you see Witko at the party? The kid was surrounded by chicks."

Witko by How Much Cheese? April 13, 2010

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WBITS

White Beans In Tomato Sauce.
We Believe In True Submission.
Wrecked Brains In Terminal State.
Wrong Bondage Is Tight Struggle.

WBITS inside.

WBITS by SubScrip January 8, 2004

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WitKink

The moment of interruption that occurs shortly after concieving a clever thought or idea.

"Before he could write down his brilliant idea; Joe's train of thought hit a WitKink and fully derailed; it was like a scene from The Fugitive."

WitKink by GrüvRegulator September 9, 2018

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Wbit!

When u finger a girl on her period and go wash your hands or when u send loads of dick pics in one night.

We had to wbit! last night

I went on a massive wait! Last night

Wbit! by Yourmum55555555555555555555553 March 9, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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