A Witko is probably the chillest person you know. He or She is categorized by being excessively tall, ultimately athletic, incredibly knowledgable, exceedingly witty, and superflous in the use of adjectives and adverbs. The Male Witko typically enjoys levels of intoxication unattainable by most mortals. This is not to say he is a lush, however; rather, he is has an incomprehnsible ability to handle the effects of partying like none other.

"Witko had been drinking for hours and I still couldn't keep up with him on the court."

"Did you see Witko at the party? The kid was surrounded by chicks."

Witko by How Much Cheese? April 13, 2010

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WBITS

White Beans In Tomato Sauce.
We Believe In True Submission.
Wrecked Brains In Terminal State.
Wrong Bondage Is Tight Struggle.

WBITS inside.

WBITS by SubScrip January 8, 2004

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WitKink

The moment of interruption that occurs shortly after concieving a clever thought or idea.

"Before he could write down his brilliant idea; Joe's train of thought hit a WitKink and fully derailed; it was like a scene from The Fugitive."

WitKink by GrüvRegulator September 9, 2018

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Wbit!

When u finger a girl on her period and go wash your hands or when u send loads of dick pics in one night.

We had to wbit! last night

I went on a massive wait! Last night

Wbit! by Yourmum55555555555555555555553 March 9, 2020

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