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Women in the kitchen.
That chick needs to know where she belongs. WITK.
WITK by This is who i be October 6, 2010
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A Witko is probably the chillest person you know. He or She is categorized by being excessively tall, ultimately athletic, incredibly knowledgable, exceedingly witty, and superflous in the use of adjectives and adverbs. The Male Witko typically enjoys levels of intoxication unattainable by most mortals. This is not to say he is a lush, however; rather, he is has an incomprehnsible ability to handle the effects of partying like none other.
"Witko had been drinking for hours and I still couldn't keep up with him on the court."

"Did you see Witko at the party? The kid was surrounded by chicks."
Witko by How Much Cheese? April 13, 2010
The moment of interruption that occurs shortly after concieving a clever thought or idea.
"Before he could write down his brilliant idea; Joe's train of thought hit a WitKink and fully derailed; it was like a scene from The Fugitive."
WitKink by GrüvRegulator September 9, 2018

witkowski 

Witkowski means that the one girl in class is an emotional piece of trash.
Addie is a weird witkowski
witkowski by Addie witt November 9, 2017

amanda witkowski

Sexy beast
She is such an amanda witkowski I️n bed
amanda witkowski by Aleeda February 2, 2018

Tyler Witkowski 

Y’all here Tyler Witkowski be killin shit
Tyler Witkowski by BigGDN June 28, 2022

Tyler Witkowski 

Will steal your girl
GDN✡️
Did you hear Cally is so ugly he can't keep Tyler Witkowski away from his girl.
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