Witko

A Witko is probably the chillest person you know. He or She is categorized by being excessively tall, ultimately athletic, incredibly knowledgable, exceedingly witty, and superflous in the use of adjectives and adverbs. The Male Witko typically enjoys levels of intoxication unattainable by most mortals. This is not to say he is a lush, however; rather, he is has an incomprehnsible ability to handle the effects of partying like none other.

"Witko had been drinking for hours and I still couldn't keep up with him on the court."

"Did you see Witko at the party? The kid was surrounded by chicks."

Witko by How Much Cheese? April 13, 2010

Line Without A Hook 

The best song to cry to by Ricky Montgomery
Or
Saying that you have no purpose or that you feel useless

Person 1: yo what song did you have on repeat last night
Person 2: Line Without A Hook by Ricky Montgomery

Or
Person 1: hey what’s wrong
Person 2: I just feel like a line without a hook

Line Without A Hook by Anita Head November 26, 2020

oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘

When someone says something disgusting

Guy 1: I wish boku no pico had a second season
Guy 2: oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘

oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘ by alurria May 30, 2020

Rebel without a clause 

A self-proclaimed rebel who goes through life without the barest notion of grammar, syntaxis or propriety of speech.

Dude 1:Damn man, that chick is so rebel -- did you see that "dead 2 corporatioons" sign?

Dude 2: Aww no mate, let's take cover, she's rebel without a clause

Rebel without a clause by p993 June 8, 2013

Up shit creek without a paddle 

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.

"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."

Up shit creek without a paddle by Lyrebleu November 2, 2013

Wiktor

polish man, kind, hate when people are fucking stupid.

Wiktor

Wiktor by TonicHidddooo5555 June 10, 2019

Wikomnia 

(n.) A mental disorder similar to insomnia. Wikomnia causes the victim to forgo the prudent option of sleep in lieu of endlessly browsing Wikipedia articles well into the night/morning. Patients who suffer from Wikomnia frequently show signs of always knowing a random factual tidbit of information to fit into every conversation regardless of the topic and waking up at dinner time without having completed any useful work the night before.

Jon's wikomnia kept him up all night reading wikipedia articles about why the banana is an endangered species of fruit.

Wikomnia by b_y October 26, 2010